What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 10:02
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Coating satellites with super-black paint Vantablack could help fight light pollution crisis - Space
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why is every human messed up in some way?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
Loons and Moons
No way
Minds and Behinds
Auto-Parts Bankruptcy Is the First Big Casualty of Tariff War - WSJ
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
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Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried